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it's only a matter of probability.

Feb 5, 2008
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i had a random thought as i was showering sticky salsa sweat off me this eve.

if probability as a theory exists, which it does, then boys and gals seeking to get laid should merely play a numbers game.

the more frogs you kiss, the more likely you'll find your prince.

the more propositions you make, the higher your chances are to shag or get shagged.

whatever.

the probability of this blog making any sense is probably nil as i really need to catch up some zzzzz's.

good night.

one too many makers with a splash of diet.

Jan 30, 2008
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hob last night was interesting.

1. reconnected with J, a chick who i thought was totally strange when we first met a year and a half ago, but who i totally, like, radically dig now;
2. what can i say? i'm a sucker for good, uncensored, raw energy;
3. spent some time with M, who at 40 something-ish still looks AMAZING...and really is quite beautiful, not to mention absolutely COOL;
4. got a care package from F which consists of oscar wilde's dorian gray, some ambien (the old kind before it got replaced with the cr edition), and frontline;
5. re-introduced myself to an old high school acquaintance who's band was gigging at hob -- haven't seen him in gosh, well, since highschool i presume;
6. the band ROCKED THE HOUSE.
7. the girls, we girls, made many inspirational girl toasts. like..."here's to NO REGRETS!!!" ;
8. the old high school acquaintance singer for the band tried to get in my pants;
9. we girls made another inspirational toast: "here's to NO REGRETS!!!" ;
10. then i met for the first time, the handsome boy who i picked up on at a local coffee shop just prior to me getting engaged and jetting off to london;
11. the significance of it? well, sadly, he's the ONLY boy i had enough balls to pick up on in my life;
12. we girls made the same inspirational toast: "NO REGRETS!!!" ;
13. i got my boogie on. yep, got my dancing ass back out on the dance floor and grooved. man. F said she hasn't seen me so happy in a long long time.
14. i drank one too many bourbons;
15. i drank one too many bourbons;
16. i think the handsome coffee shop boy REALLY digs me;
17. we girls, yep...we did toast to another..."NO REGRETS!!!";
18. i REALLY think the handsome coffee shop boy REALLY seriously now, digs me;
19. we, including handsome coffee shop boy, ended up grabbing a bite to eat after the show and had superb conversation (which as many can attest to, is hard to come by these days);
20. by 3am, we were happy, but alas, it was time to go home.
21. and of course, the ever wise F reminded me that it is STILL OKAY to have a little bit of fun...even at 29 years old going on 102;
22. what can i say? i'm a capricorn. i will grow younger as i grow older. it's in the stars;
23. this evening inevitably reminded me oh so much of my old single, falling frivolously and madly in love with all musicians phase;
24. i got a bit nostalgic.
25. i realized that i will always have a soft spot for the epic freedom found in losing myself in music, in my musicians and feeling uninhibited freedom...
26. in case you're curious, no. i did not have handsome coffee shop boy for my late night dessert shag.
27. here's to no regrets.