super. tuesday.
and i get this in my inbox.
apparently, on top of the waxing, tweezing, shaving, botoxing we women indulge in, we now have lightening! not a new concept, no, however lightnening for the arse...hole?
ladies and gentleman, boys and girls!
MEET...
THE BUNGHOLE BLEACHER!!!
wtf.
"The natural product claims to give your poopshooter a fresher, more youthful look by making it blend in with your natural skin tone. (Seriously?) Here’s how it works: The gentle formula first exfoliates then naturally depigments and whitens the backdoor by reducing the activity of tyrosinase (an enzyme responsible for darkening) in the skin."
well, at least you get a nice white, or err, baby pink bunghole.
happy super tuesday folks. go get your vote out.
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